Welcome! Welcome, welcome, welcome. Come in, sit down. Let me tell you why I'm here. See, once upon a time, as a little girl, I adored nail polish. ADORED IT. Until I was allowed to start using it. And then, I still adored it...perfectly applied by professionals on other people. I could never seem to get mine right. I'd go over my cuticle. Not close enough to the cuticle. It'd smudge. It took forever to dry and I needed to pee. Finally, I managed to apply it nicely, develop enough patience to let it dry properly...and it'd last maybe a whole 48 hours before it started to show signs of wear. If a manicure lasted four days and still looked presentable, I felt like I'd won the lottery.
In the two and a half decades since I was a starry eyed little tweenie, I have eagerly snatched up all the new nail pretties I've seen and been sorely disappointed in just about every one of them. Pre-polished stick ons seemed like a win, until they came snapping off and damaged my nail bed with them. Acrylics sounded like a great plan...except for the expense, maintenance and the fact that they completely killed my natural nails. Nail polish "sheets" sounded like the perfect answer...until they too peeled, chipped and looked horrible way too soon. Except Jamberry.